What is happening to create such an entitled bunch of fucks?

I don’t date because I’m unattractive.

What a bunch of mularkey

truth

360° glorious degrees.

I always figured that the average, politically conscious Muslim American would be on board with a lot of the GOP’s stances.

Just use vaseline.

It’s hard to be unsuccessful when you’re constantly ushering in guys who could excel pro ball straight out of high school to compete in your amateur league.

Gotta be waiting for the ball to call fair catch.

Very poor execution of a choke maneuver if you ask me.

Brown shouldn’t even be considering playing before next season.

Filed to cursing

And you folks think law enforcement is wrong for not shooting their way in there. Inaction has kept these maniacs away from the public for 15 years.

Happens to me too whenever I eat Japanese food.

I hate all three of them.

They’re not wrong.

What does bringing the wood mean?

So a normal C-SPAN caller then?

Trevor Noah only seems to be funny when he’s talking about his own experiences.