Some grad student in the department where I worked sent a email to the entire neurobiology department’s faculty, staff, students, work study students, etc. encouraging people to go out and vote for anyone but Obama. It got ugly.

Do you own space? No, naysa does.

His show on Comedy Central was awful.

Lack of nutrition is why immigrants from rural Central America and Mexico tend to short. It’s not genetics.

I had a bunch of screwed up roosters that just sounded like they were coughing/screaming when they crowed. A few hens crowed like that too.

Did you survive?

I used to keep golden and silver Sebright bantams. One of them followed me everywhere and would jump on my head to chill out. The roosters usually tried to fight everything. They would fight my dog or a my fucking drink if I sat it down outside.

Or did they just not care where Indiana is like the rest of the country?

I hate Harley Quinn so much. I hope this incarnation will at least not make it any worse.

The biggest mistake here is the assumption that there is a lot of room for improvement to milkshakes. This shit would be fine if they put it in a properly sized container.

What is happening to create such an entitled bunch of fucks?

I don’t date because I’m unattractive.

A lot of my passwords end up being some phrase cursing the company that has forced me to pick a new password all the time.

What a bunch of mularkey

truth

360° glorious degrees.

I always figured that the average, politically conscious Muslim American would be on board with a lot of the GOP’s stances.

Just use vaseline.

It’s hard to be unsuccessful when you’re constantly ushering in guys who could excel pro ball straight out of high school to compete in your amateur league.