Gotta be waiting for the ball to call fair catch.

Very poor execution of a choke maneuver if you ask me.

Brown shouldn’t even be considering playing before next season.

Filed to cursing

And you folks think law enforcement is wrong for not shooting their way in there. Inaction has kept these maniacs away from the public for 15 years.

Happens to me too whenever I eat Japanese food.

I hate all three of them.

They’re not wrong.

# 5 sounds like an annoying quest for a video game that probably wouldn’t translate to the big screen well.

I really don’t see how you can blame the European Union for the writing decisions made in Star Wars.

I’d like to see Snoke do some serious light saber fighting. Star Wars has always portrayed the # 1 bad guy to mostly being a powerful influence on an apprentice. I hope that he’s a pure badass and not just a lightning finger wizard.

What does bringing the wood mean?

So a normal C-SPAN caller then?

Trevor Noah only seems to be funny when he’s talking about his own experiences.

Are hotdogs considered sandwiches?

The folks in Gainesville would be very happy to have either of these guys.

He would have nailed the answer if Hewitt used the pronunciation that Donald is used to (knuck-cue-lerr).

My sister will send me a text message that reads “call me.” I oblige only to be stuck on the phone for 10 minutes just so she can say some shit that could have fit into a single text message.

People who have signatures for their texts

Aldo really shit the bed. He’s never going to get another crack at McGregor.