Edible plants in your yard will often attract edible animals. :)

We can exist just fine without those species. Destroying the oceans though....

New Yorkers are as sensitive as they are not nice.

You and I.

Wouldn’t the ones you fail to trap and sterilize also cause the population to rebound?

When did Adam Sandler start typecasting himself as a sulky cool guy who’s just too cool to try at life?

Colorado pie bear just sounds like a series of porno movies.

The coming wave of Harley Quinn fangirls is going to be a nightmare.

Well she did appear to strike him first... after he appeared to be aggressively grasping her arm.

That’s hundreds of times more than I’ve had sex outside of prison.

Be mindful of the fact that his erect penis is only about an inch long.

I’m from a small town and got enough of that Shit. Subway is the only place I’ll veto whenever it’s time to pick a place to eat at. I’d rather just not go anywhere and eat my own fucking toenails.

But it is irony, right?

...brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia

Fucking stingrays are what worry me. I got tagged on the foot by one with both barbs and the pain radiated into my groin for the next 24 hours.

Black????

Like how women like it when men refer to them as “females.”

Why does everyone get mad at me when I run up to them screaming “you’re black!”??

I feel like her deal with this wasn’t just to become president of an NCAAP chapter. Something clicked in her mind that made her change how she identifies herself. This isn’t just putting on some black face for a joke. This lady decided to get a whole new life.