This is like a chef refusing to cook your steak well done. What’s “good” is largely subjective but can’t you understand why an artist wouldn’t want to do a tattoo that he “thinks” looks bad? That could make him look bad to his peers.

I didn’t like the elbow Lebron threw into Iguodala to get a foul call but Curry got one too. It’s not against the rules but I hate that offensive players get foul calls by initiating contact.

Discrimination would be refusing to do business with them at all because of their orientation. It’s like if Muslim extremists wanted a cake that reads “death to infidels” then cried that they were discriminated against because of their religion.

Kids need to toughen up.

Give up now. Loneliness is better than loneliness and wasted time.

You didn’t know?

It used to believed that they didn’t have venom but nasty bacteria that would infect prey. Their venom is a coagulant so imagine a substance that turns blood into jelly at the site. The animals they bite do eventually die but it’s likely from secondary infections that the venom opens the door for. That’s evolution at…

It’s not an extraordinarily powerful venom and it’s not delivered in massive doses like a viper’s venom would be. It just kind of slowly oozes out and coats their teeth. Medical professionals might want to keep an eye on things more than they would for a typical animal bite though. They need to gnaw on their prey to…

Guys seem to “invest” too much into whoever they’re trying to speak with before they even interact. I’m never interested in anything more than a casual chat initially.

You must give kitties hugs and kisses whether they like it or not.

This is why we can’t get the minimum wage increased.

Hey, at least he didn’t molest little boys because that would definitely be crossing the line.

What did you think would happen when this whole ordeal blew up on social media?

KY lubricant wouldn’t have sufficed?

How would it look better? Most penises are rather unsightly. Plus, it would draw attention away from the manicure. People would focus on the ugly old dick.

Adults over the age of 25 tend to already have their circle of friends set and aren’t looking for new people. Don’t expect to make friends unless you’re still in your early 20s.

As a 28 year old virgin guy, this completely destroys what’s left of my confidence. Women expect me to be good at sex? Shit. Time to throw in the towel.

What’s a cli-toor-is?

I thought it was lemoncello and it looks like she’s been chugging it.