Rosemary. It will explode if you plant it under a pine tree or remain a manageable size in a planter.

No. It’s just a coping mechanism. Rejection hurts more and more when you’re on a streak.

Rejection stops hurting after you get used to it. I’m about to turn 28 and have never gotten a single “yes.” It used to hurt a lot but now I’m just like “Shit, I’ve been shot down by women who are way hotter than you.”

Each round should get incrementally longer to increase the likelihood of the match ending with a KO.

black-in-the-box

Would they have been able to lock the guy up for a substantial amount of time or would he have just spent the night in jail and come home even more pissed off?

After that guy in KC killed his girlfriend and himself, teams are weary of guys with mental illness. He may have done something awful like admit that he proactively deals with issues by seeking professional medical care for it. Society can be harsh on people that go to psychiatrists and get counseling because once you…

Fuck David Schwimmer

People are always fucking burning popcorn where I work. We’re all trusted to develop sophisticated pieces of software but can’t fucking figure the God damned microwave out?

It could be worse.... Like me

I pretty much never talk to any co workers except via email and they all sit just a few feet away from me.

I’m going to make some imaginary woman very happy.

Great players like Peyton Manning always enthusiastically execute the plays called.

This sounds like a conversation someone had with cleverbot.

I use a google docs spreadsheet. I let a few things slip through the cracks and fail to enter but I’m usually on top of things. I like being able to itemize some things so I can go back and see what I paid in the past.

I would assume that the craft would simply fly too high until it gets reasonably close to its friendly-fortified destination.

It’s why wrestlers nick their foreheads in matches. A tiny razor cut and all the sweat makes for something very theatrical but you’d have a hard time locating the wound itself from the audience.

I always assume that it’s not a date.

I’m not going to do anything when Hillary wins because I’m confident that nothing will change aside from people being called sexist instead of racist when they criticize the president.