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7/6/15

Well she did appear to strike him first... after he appeared to be aggressively grasping her arm.

7/1/15

That’s hundreds of times more than I’ve had sex outside of prison.

6/30/15

Be mindful of the fact that his erect penis is only about an inch long.

6/19/15

I’m from a small town and got enough of that Shit. Subway is the only place I’ll veto whenever it’s time to pick a place to eat at. I’d rather just not go anywhere and eat my own fucking toenails.

6/17/15

But it is irony, right?

6/16/15

...brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia

6/15/15

Fucking stingrays are what worry me. I got tagged on the foot by one with both barbs and the pain radiated into my groin for the next 24 hours.

6/12/15

Black????

6/12/15

Like how women like it when men refer to them as “females.”

6/12/15

Why does everyone get mad at me when I run up to them screaming “you’re black!”??

6/12/15

I feel like her deal with this wasn’t just to become president of an NCAAP chapter. Something clicked in her mind that made her change how she identifies herself. This isn’t just putting on some black face for a joke. This lady decided to get a whole new life.

6/10/15

This is like a chef refusing to cook your steak well done. What’s “good” is largely subjective but can’t you understand why an artist wouldn’t want to do a tattoo that he “thinks” looks bad? That could make him look bad to his peers.

6/8/15

I didn’t like the elbow Lebron threw into Iguodala to get a foul call but Curry got one too. It’s not against the rules but I hate that offensive players get foul calls by initiating contact.

6/6/15

Discrimination would be refusing to do business with them at all because of their orientation. It’s like if Muslim extremists wanted a cake that reads “death to infidels” then cried that they were discriminated against because of their religion.

6/4/15

Kids need to toughen up.

6/4/15

Give up now. Loneliness is better than loneliness and wasted time.

6/1/15

You didn’t know?

6/1/15

It used to believed that they didn’t have venom but nasty bacteria that would infect prey. Their venom is a coagulant so imagine a substance that turns blood into jelly at the site. The animals they bite do eventually die but it’s likely from secondary infections that the venom opens the door for. That’s evolution at…

6/1/15

It’s not an extraordinarily powerful venom and it’s not delivered in massive doses like a viper’s venom would be. It just kind of slowly oozes out and coats their teeth. Medical professionals might want to keep an eye on things more than they would for a typical animal bite though. They need to gnaw on their prey to…

5/29/15