Guys seem to “invest” too much into whoever they’re trying to speak with before they even interact. I’m never interested in anything more than a casual chat initially.

You must give kitties hugs and kisses whether they like it or not.

This is why we can’t get the minimum wage increased.

Hey, at least he didn’t molest little boys because that would definitely be crossing the line.

What did you think would happen when this whole ordeal blew up on social media?

KY lubricant wouldn’t have sufficed?

How would it look better? Most penises are rather unsightly. Plus, it would draw attention away from the manicure. People would focus on the ugly old dick.

Adults over the age of 25 tend to already have their circle of friends set and aren’t looking for new people. Don’t expect to make friends unless you’re still in your early 20s.

As a 28 year old virgin guy, this completely destroys what’s left of my confidence. Women expect me to be good at sex? Shit. Time to throw in the towel.

What’s a cli-toor-is?

I thought it was lemoncello and it looks like she’s been chugging it.

Rosemary. It will explode if you plant it under a pine tree or remain a manageable size in a planter.

No. It’s just a coping mechanism. Rejection hurts more and more when you’re on a streak.

Rejection stops hurting after you get used to it. I’m about to turn 28 and have never gotten a single “yes.” It used to hurt a lot but now I’m just like “Shit, I’ve been shot down by women who are way hotter than you.”

Each round should get incrementally longer to increase the likelihood of the match ending with a KO.

black-in-the-box

Would they have been able to lock the guy up for a substantial amount of time or would he have just spent the night in jail and come home even more pissed off?

After that guy in KC killed his girlfriend and himself, teams are weary of guys with mental illness. He may have done something awful like admit that he proactively deals with issues by seeking professional medical care for it. Society can be harsh on people that go to psychiatrists and get counseling because once you…

Fuck David Schwimmer