If he gave it to her pre-loaded with dick pics, I'm going to be very upset.

I just twirled around my apartment with glee!

She did tip, actually. Because once I got her to order something different that she actually liked, and she learned that it's best for her to make her own "hard" poached eggs at home (since she has a particular palate, and was never satisfied at any restaurant, let alone mine), everything was cool. Her version of a…

I have a crazy boss crush on these two right now. I think I'm going to head to the courthouse tomorrow and change my name to Katy Cerritini-Massimo.

I initially read her name as "Alexis Bledel" and was thoroughly confused and impressed for a split second until I realized that I'm maaaaaaaaybe a little too excited for October 1 and there are other things going on in the world besides the Gilmore Girls.

He should buy two Pumpkin Spice Lattes: one for him, and one for the nice prostitute he's actually looking for.

Good for her and her employers!

Bad jokes are annoying enough, but why is there such a huge amount of customer jackassery attached to eggs? I once had to waste ten minutes explaining to a customer that having the eggs on her benedict "poached hard" wasn't possible because it wasn't actually a thing. It reminded me of this one time my friends took me…

I have to fight with customers on a daily basis about the definition of "Amish" chicken.

I feel like Mindy Kaling has a point and to shoehorn it into a show "just because" isn't the way to go.

Please tell me that those four ladies are a new supergroup, and that Kathleen Hanna is producing their first record.

I don't expect this to get published, because I personally know of many worse situations (or better stories, depending on how you look at it!), but I feel inspired to share.

Yeah, I'm 5' 6, so it might be a totally different ball of wax for petite sizes. eShakti does do custom length and sleeves, which is nice, but again, I get the feeling that the clothes are made in an environment I don't want to support. To me, there's a reason it's that cheap to get a dress made with specifications…

I'm a 32 year old size 16. ASOS is amazing. I am dubious about eShakti. It seems a little sweatshoppy. I've ordered from there twice and both times I got chintzy dresses that were lovely, but began falling apart after one wear. I just get this feeling about the construction that I'm supporting something bad. Just a…

he should put his blow away.

Seriously, I think she looks great. She has the good version of Madonna's arms too.

Why did she wear blue contacts?! I love that she has two different colored eyes! Boo! Own that shit please!

At least he didn't hate on Allison Janney. Love her!

@par3: Good call! I never thought about that before, but she does have that classic pinup figure, hairline and face. God I love her.

@RiotGrrrl: OMG I love Ashley and Farrah so much it kind of hurts. PEOPLE WHO EAT BASIL ARE LAAAAAME!