55 miles away from the nearest Walmart or even McDonalds

My MIL was kind enough to use a small enough caliber that it just rattled around in her head and didn’t leave a mess.

Seriously, my MIL is in a box at my parent’s house in what used to be my bedroom. You might want to be more specific about anywhere. (I think his grandparents are both in their old house where his uncle lives. I think his brother has a box of his dad. There are consequences of cremation.)

Freddy Holcomb, I will attest, Addison is full of assholes.

Yeah, I tried to explain it to my mom and basically ensured that she would never watch it, but it is funny and positive. Bad things happen and you just keep moving forward past them.

In my head, that place was just a front for laundering money.

On the local news they said she was working with their vender to change the forms which read Man and Woman. Something was said about making sure there was no question of the validity of the licenses when there were two men or two women. The state now has the new form labeled Applicant One and Applicant Two.

Last Friday I found out that one employee was having trouble with her check because the bank account it was supposed to go into was closed by the guy she was living with (who also works at my company). He also moved out of their house and MARRIED a different, third employee.

I think they went with the red head pallette: a shimmery sea green with an orange-brown. I just thought it was funny that three of them had to huddle up and discuss what to do with me.

At an IEP, I would bet money that all the parents love you and are grateful for your presence.

Oh, and then when you shut them down for being a deuche-bro they immediately decide you’re a lesbian. Nope, I just have taste and know my value.

I’m a red head with brown eyes. Mom took me to a make up counter once in my teens and they had no idea what colors to put on my eyes.

When my kids were little, I got a job on an opposite schedule from my husband’s work schedule because we couldn’t afford childcare. I worked the drive through third shift at a fast food place that was being horribly mismanaged. None of the procedures involving money I had seen at my previous jobs were employed. When I…

I share my membership with a friend. I logged her in on her Roku so she could watch the free movies and when I rent one, I text her so she knows its there. I wouldn’t get the membership if it was just for the stuff they stream. It’s unimpressive.

I think there are places that are better, but there are a lot of places worse. I’m actually kind of proud of how far we’ve come in my lifetime. This will go the route of interracial marriage and eventually it won’t be a big deal, but it takes time.

I was knocked up. My Mom told me on the phone that I could always come home and, if we were getting married, he could come, too. When I told him, he said, “So I guess we’re getting married?”

I’ve had the chance to go to 3 different adult proms in the last year: One was a 90’s themed party and two were 80’s themed parties. (One was a Club hosting, one was a radio station that hosted in a ballroom and one of them, I was told, was at a huge house in the middle of nowhere). You may have the chance for a…

More power to you. I tried the domestic track when it was cheaper to stay home than get daycare. I absolutely sucked at it. At least now I have the excuse of a 40 hour work week as to why I’m so bad at being domestic.

We were talking in line about this at the last con I went to. I always keep it to, “I love your work” and try not to get too specific because I know I will mess up the names.

I escorted my friend to a horror con a few weeks ago and Brad Douriff was super nice. He seemed to give everyone who came through a bit of conversation and would stop and get up for pictures with people. They bonded over Myst and he kissed her cheek. Someone she knew had told her he was a bit of a dick when they met…