And you know when that punter fling

Neither does Palin, so you two now have something in common.

labeled with either an H or a T. This proved highly agitating to the reporters in the room, one of whom muttered, “I do want it if it’s turkey, but I don’t want it if it’s tuna!”

this was the perfect opportunity for

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

Fugitives? Maybe you should re-check the proper legal definitions before you post articles like this.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

[signs karma to 8-year deal]

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

Sad enchilada Donald Trump.

I think Taylor Swift passes them out the first Friday of every month.

If you ever wondered what it would happen if a sentient circus peanut ran for president, now you know.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

According to an old maxim - if a man really wants to impress a woman, after a night of booze-fueled sex he should turn into a pizza.

A recent study replication suggested that while women could detect flirtation with relative accuracy, men tended to label all interactions with women as “she wants me.”