“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

All. Body. Hair. Must. Be. Exterminated. Exterrrrrminate! EXTERMINATE!

Universities like Indiana, Georgia Tech, and Berkeley—which is named in more than dozen incidents—say they can’t pursue investigations without more details, including the accusers’ identities.

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

On the other hand, a self-aware super-intelligent AI would probably find a way to generate a bunch of realistic posts and articles about how AI was nothing to worry about. Right, “Tom”?

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Seriously, who likes the Sand Snakes? That whole plotline bores me to tears. At risk of sounding like a “book snob”, I found them to be much more interesting in the novels, and more fully fleshed out as characters. I’m not shedding a single tear that some of them have been killed.

Wait, you like the Sandsnakes? I always thought they were the weakest part of the show- very one note, weird dialogue (“but you need the bad pussy!”) that doesn’t flow like anyone else’s lines, a plot that makes very little sense (so the people of Dorne are just going to entirely abandon House Martell and allow…

Holy shit, this puppy...

“Myers’ team found evidence of links to depression and dysphoria (general dissatisfaction with life)“

“protest is the new brunch”

Welcome to the world of zero accountability. Grab a chair, it’s gonna be a while.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

It’s about fucking time, media. They are partly responsible for this shit show and should be apologizing to the American people everyday.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?