Record is meaningless unless the shed contained at least one broken lawnmower, three bags of potting soil, 15 gallons of old paint and enough expired pesticides for a Superfund site.

Someone come up with a better COTD. Won’t happen.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I think he lost it in the granny shift. He should’ve double-clutched.

This should be called the Hissy Fit

A great way to destroy a mint original car and hugely devalue it.

Crack Pipe.

“Kid, those are SPEED holes! They reduce drag and make the car go FASTER! Like the surface of a golf ball!”

Why are you being so mean?

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

Russian pilot: Hey, at least all the dogs on board are still alive.

Well we know it’s not David Tracy house. No rusted cars it that driveway.

based on the photo of the ignition headlining the story I’d say it was a chevy malibu 2005 ish.

Although $666k would make more sense

Who ever filled that apple cider looking jug needs to get to the doctors.

Didn’t know that, but now I do. Thanks for enriching my vocabulary with noble terminology.

“Lot Lizard.”

Shit, the lot lizards usually com to you after you park up at the Flyin’ J. Not need to call them.

We are talking about truckers here, so the correct terminology please.

for the “full trucking experience.”