Yeah, but how’s it going to deliver my “discreet packages” to the side or back of my house so my neighbors don’t see my latest orders from fetishfreak.net?

*Employees of Porsche or McLaren or their immediate relatives will not be allowed entry

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

Well, that was certainly blunt.

Q: When is a door not a door?

Drifting is on a track. Although I’m not a fan of it, I fully support and appreciate it, because it’s on a track.

Shouldn’t locals be the ones who aren’t getting lost?

If you have enough $$$$ never

David Tracy just found this year’s Moab ride.

If my car heard me repeatedly calling it an “asset”, I bet it would run away on me too.

Two words: bubble gum

Mix in tinsel, added tinsel strength.

Don’t listen to these charlatans, everyone knows just use Duct Tape, it is stronger than any weld or molecular bond.

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...

GAAAAHH. Frickin’ n00bs.

Hell...little Gorilla Glue and some metal shavings and he’s good to go :)

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.

Don’t see many Toyotees around these parts.

That poor tree.

So...he had barely gotten it outta 3rd gear then...