“We’re closely following the terrible events unfolding in Barcelona, Spain We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence, on many sides... on many sides.”

Just putting it out there but I have 2 kids for sale both boys one is 12yrs old can do light cleaning and set up your home WiFi, the other is almost 2 loves Elmo and dancing will melt chicks heart if your single!

Those big beautiful boobs, doe! They are jewel encrusted and they look amazing.

She’s definitely gained weight but agreed, she looks absolutely amazing.

My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

I will never not star a comment featuring that picture of Roy Wort.

I will never not star a comment featuring that picture of Roy Wort.

Now we have to keep this guy away from these tiny little engines, right?

Gawd we need this in Ohio.

There are a few of these around where I live. When I’m having a bad day, I dream about putting on a gorilla suit and posting up beside one with a piss-filled Super Soaker.

I’m irrational, but I’m not crazy.

My cat chose me.

My grandfather is like this. I tell him I will be over at 3 to pick him up for a doctor’s appointment, and he starts calling at 2:15 asking if I’m on my way yet. We live two miles apart.

RIP Chester... but this was their breakout hit

F*ck man...

Rest in Peace, Chester. I truly wish you found a way to help deal with your pain.

First, my guy Chris C. Then Chester B? Fuck this shit. *pours one out*

First ever favorite song right here.