Funny grille on that Opel Mokka, and it’s not even a Vauxhall.

I’ll see your Acura and raise you a Cadillac. (Yes I know it’s a mile, instead of a half-mile)

or holden trax the SUV for douches

The one that looks like a bent penis?

Wife loves that thing. I, however, most certainly do not.

So is this going to be a Jalopnik sponsored race car with Jalopnik plastered on it in the biggest letters possible?

Reverse google image search confirms that is indeed a Buick Encore, give this man a cookie🍪!

Bravo sir!

I usually stick my car out a bit, but leave them enough room to get by. I like to make them work for it, so they know they’re being an asshole.

To those who say FWD is good for nothing, I give you this video.

Maybe somebody was just Prestoned when they chose the picture...

Get a chick out of her bell bottoms and see a a whole lot of pubic hair in this chick magnet circa 1982.

Counterpoint: If you’re using your horn to let someone behind the wheel of a goddamn car know “it’s time to stop reading that text,” they deserve to have their eardrums blown out of their ears, full stop.

I drove a Bolt the other day as the dealer had one on the lot. I hate GM, but that is a fucking fine car even if it has electrons coming out the tail pipe. I couldn’t believe the fit and finish.

“Its real bad when GM decided to separate itself from the atrocities it commited. Claiming thats an old GM problem. Not a new GM problem.”

Martin Brundle said that the 190E had one of the best chassis ever fitted to a four-door saloon.

I’m doing this before $kay...

Congratulations, Mr. Katsumoto, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Honda Civic Type R which this lovely lady will deliver after she drag races light to light.

Don’t forget; they always survive being blown up, electrocuted, burned, and flown high in the sky.

Best comment I’ve read on here in a while.