One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Spirit of LeMons?

As soon as that fatso got within 4 feet of my window, he would have been greeted with 6 Hornady Flexlocks to the chest.

Even though this is yet another completely free update to the game, I expect many complaints. Bring ‘em on!

The condoms “it won’t baby”.

That’s why you sell it as “Jalopnik Anti-Freeze and all-organic Octane Booster.”

I thought the same thing and thought I’d dig through the comments first before I said anything. I have a 15 FoST ST3, which has the Recaros, and they are borderline too tight for me. I’m 5'11", 170lbs. I don’t have a clue how this guy fits, not to mention drive the car. With people in the back seat? Forget about it.…

But your pit crew will take up half the pit area, plus, they'll probably have a caterer and that will make every jealous come lunch time.

Because these are ridiculously expensive. You wouldn’t want some “poor” in a GT2 or GT3 bumping into your multi-million dollar investment. I don’t think you would that welcomed at a Sunday morning auto cross if you brought a full Ferrari pit crew with you, either.

I generally use my card for most purchases because I find it easier to track my spending that way, and also the rewards are a nice bonus. But at mom-and-pop stores I try to use cash. Mostly this is just me trying to be nice- I know the fees with cards can be tough on a small business, whereas I don’t really care if…

“Please look at all pictures before placing bid. Ask any questions before bidding. Carfax available upon request. Deadbeat bidders will be reported to Ebay. Pick up within 7 days. Buyer arranges shipping. Mitsubishi does not need help selling this car.”

They don’t play the anthem before you watch a fucking movie.

You completely missed the cultural aspect of kei cars though. Sure, they’re horrible from a US or European cultural standpoint, but think about it in terms of Japanese culture:

Eliminate all the connectivity, driver aids, and other shit that enables people to not pay attention while driving.

What would be great to stop pirates is a system that if ANY tampering is done with a game (such as using a crack, even if offline). The games files corrupt and your IP and all files on your PC get transferred to the company. Or the FBI. But make it so even if you “go offline” to avoid this, it is like a trojan on your…

I tire of these criminals gallivanting all over the place.

I was wheely deflated to see you beat me to this.

Thieves like that are wheely awful.

$$$$ works wonders in making a person instantly attractive.

How to be unbangable: honestly believe the shit you just said.