I’m content with my Canadian Goose named Steve.

I find its the opposite.

The HOONIGAN Shit Car Daddy?

The SHIT CAR DADDY!

But how will you get a Mustang riled up enough to wanna try to leave cars and coffee?

Why cant we see a Jeep Scrambler instead?

The fuck is he breaking loose with that?

So they’ll be Bolt-ing to the nearest dealership.

Yea but, lets be honest.

I speed but I speed within a limit and ESPECIALLY not around cops.

Wait so the cops knew your a cock blocker and gave you a ticket?

Good thing mines a 16.

During the earthquake I was military in Japan.

These guys and their owners. Not just Subarus but the whole fucking dumb ass stance crowd.

Let’s modify a car to the point it’s hardly driveable on the street and slow down every person behind me because I can’t drive over a pothole or speed bump.

Then when they finally do get over the bump or pothole, gotta race back…

I’d rather have a boat problem than a heroin problem. At least 1 has MASSIVE upsides.

Could you imagine, being picked up in that.

No, its your car.

Holographic dick pics and dead rappers and musicians.

And if you dont love me now

Fuck this country and their sensitive ass fucking babies.