Got in a 2014 CRV today.

Im actually properly excited for this season.

Yea. Kept saying biggest front wheels ever fitted on the front.

A rumor is a rumor til its fact. Nothing against you, just dont pay too much attention to rumors.

It better come with factory 28x10.5s. So every LS swapped rust bucket doesnt out run it.

You rub one out and assert dominance over your fellow passengers.

A sentiment I agree with.

When I bought my car, the dealer gave me the military bonus and doubled it, on a Hellcat.

It’s sad the cars are screwed. Now what’s Jack Cooper going to do to the poor driver. Hell they’ll fire ya over for anything.

KNEEL my child! :P

Heathen ways? For I am a child of the ones known as Fiat-Chrysler. I own Ram trucks and now a purple Hellcat.

For I love my exterior styling way more than my interior styling. It’s just how I like my women. Beautiful on the outside, disgusting trainwreck inside.

Is it Jeepalopnik day? 2 stories in a row with a Jeep in the leading picture.

They really did it so jackasses with misaligned headlamps at least turn one off when they signal.

Why all the puns positively getting to you and making you have a negative attitude.

Theyve got an electrifying PR team.

Will someone please think of the children?

EDIT: Why am I gray? I haven’t been gray for so long.

A 5 car trailer usually with 3 suvs and 2 cars.

I still think that Stephanie Abrams has a great set of legs.

In that big white house in the middle of the ghetto?

Someone got in my car once. I was just about to get out by the courthouse to go pay a ticket.