Yeah, me too. But that's a woman. =)
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I'm sitting, exhausted, in a tiny circle of new mommies, almost all of us first-timers, with our two-month-old…
Also, howmuchyawannabet dude is trying to hit on girls at least 15 years younger than him...I mean, what is WRONG with these hot college girls that they aren't JUMPING at the chance to date a classy bald dude 20 years older? Don't they know what they're missing?!
But don't you understand? By complimenting your clothing and your eyes instead of your tits or ass, he's demonstrating that he's DIFFERENT and SPECIAL and NOT LIKE THE OTHER GUYS and he's JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY and WHY AREN'T YOU SUCKING HIS DICK ALREADY? Must be a lesbian!
A human fedora hat in Chicago posted an open letter to Craigslist reminding the women of his city to smile and dress…
Yesterday, the University of Wisconsin-Madison Police Department posted an article called "Shedding the Victim…
Especially if his reasoning is, "Well, I thought you could use some tightening up!!" Muscle or vagina, he'd be lucky if he didn't get fucking murdered.
Remember Crazy Amy and Samy Bouzaglo from that one absolutely bonkers episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares?…
I find it impossible to believe you have a sex life at all.
I'm going to take a wiiiiild guess here and say that someone has laughed at you or chastised you during sex. Hence, your uber-defensiveness here, manifesting as projection. You're a lazy, shitty lay — but it's not you, it's THEM.
LOL
Cool rant, bro. You sound like all kinds of fun.
Yeah, because your boner is the only one in the world and I can't possibly have a relationship with a man who isn't you. And there couldn't possibly be a man who I happen to be in a relationship with who also treats me like a human being instead of a series of pleasurable holes. And I couldn't possibly have hot, kinky…
No one cares about your boner.
There are reports of high school and college athletes having them, and my own dad died of one at the ripe old age of 32, so age is no barrier.
D'aawww. Shucks. *blushes*
Funny that this gets posted today. In three days, I will have survived the dreaded 'Widow Maker' (100% occluded LAD) for 8 years. Speaking from MY experience, you get shortness of breath - you feel like someone is giving you a bear hug. You feel like you have just broken the center of your breast bone - every…
Ah yes, I see. I need to do that whole reading thing a bit better.
Me too. I was hoping she sent him the Buffalo Bill mangina pic.
I was racing to the comments to post this, nice.