Yep. My first horrifying female gyno experience was at a public health clinic (similar to what Planned Parenthood is in the States, you can go in for anything no questions asked)...relevant because you'd think a doctor working in that position would be less judgmental.

Um, yes. My views on green bean casserole are well-documented, and they are not positive.

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

"How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?"

I will bet my entire net worth (not much) that Steven hasn't done shit in his entire life except copy his white dad's rants from Fox news.

haha I also have that delusion. I always get soooo excited before a flight, imagining the handsome British man seated beside me named Tom who has a soft spot for rough-around-the-edges Canadian girls... but it's never Tom. It's always Linda, the overweight middle-aged woman who chats incessantly and loses her mind…

Right? I'm straight up amazed. I mean, I know people who travel like that— they mostly use travel agents, have no concept of realistic prices, and think if something is on sale it must be shitty. My dad is like that— he refuses to use a Groupon or Livingsocial because, "You get what you pay for."

Easier to just keep putting mushrooms in everything. I've even put ground dried mushrooms into spice cake, just to fuck with her. And yes, I made it a point to tell her.

i'm going to try real biscuits with stores chicken

That does seem like a crucial factor when doing all this analysis. Rib cage structure (width, depth, and length) and spine length can make a huge difference in waist circumference. I'm pretty short, so I have barely 2" between the tops of my hips and bottom of the ribs. Being short and narrow in the torso, my damn…

It's like, c'mon, you people HAVE the fucking Hobby Lobby— why don't you spend your Saturdays hot-gluing feathers onto macrame owl wall-hangings or some shit?

As you should. As parents it's not our jobs to be cool. It's our jobs to be parents.

They are normally cheap, but there was that time during the early summer where there was a huge jump in price for some reason (various theories ranged from practical to semi-racist things about Mexicans) but even for Hawaii I think they actually grow their own since they have the climate for it. But most food there is…