So true, and so wise on all sides. I was actually just gifted a ring by my dad that he inherited from his father. It’s yellow gold with antique inlay and a 3/4 carat diamond in it (according to him, no idea if it’s true or not). I held it up right next to my wife’s ring with her CZ and couldn’t tell the difference AT…

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE POOR MENZ!!!! Their life will be soooooo difficult now because obviously women are just lying liars that love lying about being sexually molested. Nothing more delightful that talking openly about sexual abuse!

Or how about they just don’t try to fuck women who don’t want to fuck them and not jerk off in front of women who don’t want to see them jerk off? I’ve been going with this sentiment for about 20 years and it has worked out well for me.

Oooooooh my god these people with their essential oils... I have a business making organic soaps and bath/shower goodies, and plastic-free personal care goods... I buy eo’s in bulk, eo soap is my bread and butter. I handle a lot of it.

How’s this for contempt? Fuck off.

It couldn’t be published, because Barack and Michelle were actually in love.

Starred for deranged (possibly drunken) rant.

Kats, I think I may have misunderstood you to start; I thought you were angry at my post. I did not twig that you were angry at Lord Dampnut. He’s the one who was conflating the two, inappropriately, and you (and all of America) are righteously justified in your anger at his hair-brained correlation. My apologies.

That…

Oops, I caught a Nazi!

I very gently hug you. And I desperately want to smack every adult at that practice in the head.

I’m so sorry this happened to you.
I wish the world was just.

You can only do what you can at that moment. If you can’t make a scene, it’s understandable, the hard part is not to feel responsible for what happens afterward, and not to beat yourself up.

Yes, the stuff you internalize is incredibly hard to undo!

“Don’t make a scene!” Translation: “Don’t let others become aware of my shortcomings in public!”

Stress has a massive effect on your digestive system, so if you’ve been feeling stressed out, it could be playing a part. Obviously you should continue to get tests if your doctor(s) advise it! But also, if it turns out it’s “just stress”, don’t let them fob you off cause doctors sometimes underestimate the…

Well, I mean, anytime a woman makes an allegation of sexual harassment against a person of stature, whether it be a movie producer or her boss at Chipotle, she’s absolutely taken seriously, no matter what, and pays zero penalty for coming forward. It’s not like doing so results in her putting her very livelihood at…

I take a different approach than the other person who responded to you.

Hi. I’d just like to point out that, at this time, no less than 42 strangers are pleased with your bowel movements.

Yeah, mom always said honesty is the best policy.

When I travel I don’t poop. Not by choice; I’m not one of those people who can’t poop outside their own home. But for some reason my body just does not have to poop. I eat normally, I drink normally. I don’t feel bloated or otherwise bad, don’t feel like I have to poop even. If I’m gone, say, more than a week I’ll…

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE DOUBLE OVEN!

My bad. I usually just read the first paragraph then dive into the comments section.