Or maybe next time, “We’re all laughing at you”?

And maybe “bootstraps”?

Ten bucks says the ticket prices will remain the same.

I’ve noticed that most of the other Wives are quite a bit older, which contrasts oddly with how young Serena Joy is.

So much butthurt. So much “I don’t like your choice of title therefore your entire article is shit.”

I am a cold black hearted bitch and this show has me randomly crying for what appears to be no reason.

You are correct. It did not happen. I’m kind of glad they’re changing it up a bit, since I don’t know *exactly* what to expect any more.

Sure, no worries. I realized that could have been construed as me jumping on you personally. :)

He’s cracking. The boy is cracking.

Tell me again what your solution is to birth control that fails? Even tubal ligations and vasectomies have spontaneous reversals; rare, but it happens.

Your manufactured outrage at a situation you will never have to endure shows how arrogant you are. QED

But if she won’t fuck him, she’s a prude.

Oh, no - now, I was agreeing with you.

I like to say that we are living in a “factors leading to...” paragraph in the history books.

Isn’t it crazy that you can come up with the most outlandish statements, and then follow it with “yet” and it sounds plausible?

Remember, he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose voters. And yas, he actually did say that. Nothing to see here, folks, it’s all normal.

I’m so sorry you have to go through that. Endo is, from what I understand, a living fucking hell and the fact that there’s so little known about it speaks volumes. *ahem*

We usually don’t go to the doctor (and there’s 6 of us) unless someone is running a stupid high fever or has been sick longer than a week or broke something (you know, as kids do).

I’m with you, and snorted Red Bull all over my new Macbook. :-|

I agree, she should totally be inside, cooking and cleaning. That’s what women are made for. -the GOP