Well, Steve Jobs was just a liberal, so who cares about him.

Um, excuse me, car crashes would totally be mitigated by buying a better car.

I lived a good, healthy, wholesome life...one that even included snow sports, like the rich folks do.

Oddly enough, Microgestin allowed me to pick if and when I got pregnant. Imagine that? My kids weren’t surprises at all, every one of them was planned. And now I’m planning on not having any more kids! Birth control makes that possible, despite what this uneducated twit in the article says.

I’m 46. I have four planned kids. I take birth control. I am done having kids. Aside from the fact that another pregnancy could literally kill me, God has nothing to do it (and I’m an atheist anyway). Fuck these women and their mumbo-jumbo. Don’t like birth control? Don’t use it, be my guest, have as many kids…

Birth control doesn’t work?

No.

None of us need your “male perspective”. Just like us laydeez been hearin’ about rape since we were 12 years old, so, too, have we been lectured about how “easy” it is to not get pregnant.

Step 1: Keep cock in pants.

Ah, so it’s all on the women, then. The guys that were screwing them are, as usual, off scot-free?

“She” and “her”...as if there wasn’t a man in the equation contributing to half of that precious, precious babby-in-the-womb.

Well, it’s very easy to pontificate about major life changing situation when the possibility of those situations never ever occurring to you is nil.

So what about me? Getting pregnant again could literally kill me. Literally.

That hypothetical woman would be me. I’ve had four children, five pregnancies (one ended in miscarriage). All planned, all C-sections due to various issues. I have so much scar tissue that my uterus could literally split apart at the “seam” were I to get pregnant again. I assiduously take the pill on a continuous…

Welp, you’re either the frigid bitch who won’t fuck him or the slutty whore who does.

*raises hands in air*

Well, there’s always greige, which I used to hate and now love because it literally goes with damn near everything.

Doesn’t everyone take a bathroom selfie with the unfortunately-placed toilet?

Seriously, Trump supporters I have talked to DGAF about South Korea, as long as “we’re” safe. No big deal if other countries take the hit, we got to take out our big toys and blow some shit up WOOOHOOOOOOO

Because he can’t make money in North Korea, and the likelihood of the mainland being attacked is lower?