*ahem* Pewdiepie.

Witness the amazingness that’s Shepard Smith’s rant - that would be Shepard Smith of Fox News.

I work from home as a transcriptionist and it suits me fine. I’m an introvert and I’m good with seeing friends very occasionally, as well as family all the time. I can pick and choose what and when I want to work, so if I get to where I’m sick of the four walls, I take a day off and head to DC to tour the…

Mehr by MAC, maybe? Might be a bit too pink for a neutral but it works as a neutral for me. (Photos culled from Google search of Mehr MAC fair skin)

Those nails bitten to the quick tho

Is this normal? I feel like this is the new normal.

As well as the uncomfortable body shift...

yes, the response is “don’t fuck your husband of 29 years with P-in-V sex, anal or oral only, or get surgically sterilized otherwise you’re just another irresponsible whore.”

I realized, after 12 surgeries, three of them incredibly painful spinal surgeries, that everyone’s notion of pain is different.

“What are all those women in DC marching for again? What rights don’t they have?”

Oof, that stinging burning achy FULL feeling. I remember it well.

Or sometimes you get a panicky fucking phone call from your pharmacist telling you to come in RIGHT NOW and get a replacement pack of pills because your brand has been recalled due to “low levels of hormones inconsistent with preventing pregnancy.” I picked up the pack and a pregnancy test too (I take pills…

Oh, go fuck yourself, Humphrey. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

Snowflake, cuck, libtard, safe space, beta, feminazi, lesbian (srsly), safety spin, whiner, crybaby...

MisterDisco is German, Austrian, English, and Scottish. He can’t drink a glass of milk without paying for it later to save his life. He loves milk (*shudder*) but oh man, does he pay for drinking it. That’s about as WHITE as it gets, so the conflation of milk = Aryan is pretty stupid.

I am currently re-reading this book when the onslaught of Internet bullshit gets to be much, and I can’t figure out which one is more depressing tbh.

I bought a pair of Levis jeans on ebay because all told they were $7.00...that someone had altered from bootcut to straight legs and I think I have died and gone to heaven. And now I’m cursing because the best of all jean styles in Levis happens to be boot cut and I’ll have to buy 32" ones and have them tailored to…

If I’m wearing a blouse, I usually don’t want to have to wear a camisole under it. Most shirts these days require just that. In winter, under a thin long sleeved shirt, sure. In summer time, with temps soaring in the 90s and humidity to match? Fuck that noise.

OMG can I contract with you the next time I get on the RealReal and try to convince myself that the dress I’m eyeballing that’s $250 will totally have tailoring to match? /still kicking self over last purchase

Well, girls lie about rape all the time. I know because fucking internet trolls tell me so, ad nauseam. /nods/