What’s with these old fucks thinking they’re the be-all and end-all when it comes to knowing everything about sexuality? The fucking mind boggles.

You can never be down, sad, angry, or annoyed if you are handicapped. You must serve as a beacon of light to those who are wholly able-bodied. Otherwise you’re just a selfish fuck, wallowing in misery.

The Mister is, per the great states of California and Idaho, 35% disabled, which warrants his Idaho handicap placard. He’s had a couple of back surgeries and is spry on some days, not so spry on others. I have never been tested but have very visible scars on the back of my neck from my own spinal surgeries. You can…

I had the same thing happen; Numbah One Son was expressing issues about having trouble seeing. I blew it off as teenage vagaries, but he bitched enough that I finally took him in.

Gin Blossoms...

Why is it that this administration is consistently dressed in shitty, ill-fitting, unflattering clothing? And I’m not sparing the god damn women either. Do they ALL dress in the dark with sycophant tailors who are afraid to utter the words, ‘I think we might need to bring this in, or shape this line a little closer…

OMFG I hate it when my foundation oxidizes.

I subscribed to Amazon’s Unlimited Kindle service thing just so I could read this book in Kindle format. I kind of wish I hadn’t. I’m two chapters in and it is starting to bear such a resemblance to real life events...

I love Neuromancer so much that my license plate reads 3Jane. :)

Before the ACA, my BC (which was Nordette) cost me $30 a month copay, every single month. Don’t forget that’s on TOP of the insurance premiums we paid, which back then were about $500 a month.

Why lie, when you can say the absolute truth of whatever shitty thing you’re saying and your fucking moron supporters will still cheer and think it’s to their benefit?

MisterDisco was absolutely astounded that Trump came right out, balls front, and stated that he was doing this because banks wouldn’t lend to his friends. As if that was the noble, upright reason in the world to do away with Dodd-Frank.

Tree-fiddy and a used condom, I’m guessing.

“I got out of fucking this guy because of his impotence, how dare you give him something to make him be able to fuck again?”

What if some nobody from Whallopusoa, Kansas wears the blue dress better than Melania? How will we be able to tell the movers & shakers and upper class bitches from the trailer hoes down the road?

I find this absolutely fucking amazing that despite repeatedly saying that you want to get sterilized, they will not do it. “Oh, you might...”

I don’t want to get my tubes tied for a couple of reasons, including family members who have had issues with it. MisterDisco is scared to get his tubes tied because he heard one too many horror stories about epididymal blowouts from too many different guys at a few different jobs. And I understand and respect that.

That’s fucking god awful. 

oh, oh, oh, but the reply to that is SO IT’S SO MUCH BETTER TO KILL THEM IN THE WOMB, HANH?

Even if that family member impregnated the woman by RAPE OR INCEST. EVEN STILL? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK