Or if you take continuous birth control like I do because FUCK PERIODS.

The response is generally, “Well, that’s the chance you take when YOU decide to have sex <whore>.”

I say that ALL THE TIME - this is something you will NEVER have to contemplate, NEVER have to worry about, NEVER have to endure, so SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR OPINIONS.

The same men who go on murderous rampages (such as Elliott Rodger) because us uptight whores won’t fuck them?

I said to MisterDisco last night, “We gotta take a break from politics for a little bit, I’m tired of being fuckstarted every day.”

I’m not sure, but I just bought a house in October 2016 with a helluva mortgage attached. I was relying on the MTD to offset taxes, and I’m not still it’s going to affect me if they actually raise the deduction to 24,000 but we’ll see. God forbid anyone get any relief on their taxes but the ooglegoogleillonaires.

I rode dirtbikes for years, and some of the shit the guys would say to me when I raced (harescrambles, kind of like a modified enduro race) would turn your fuckin hair white. So I doubled down on it and put pink kitty ears on my helmet and raced in black and bright pink gear just to piss them off.

yes fucking this so much

Kind of like the people who film themselves giving food or clothing to homeless people and live-streaming the results. Be generous and shut the fuck up about it. If you’re doing it for the clicks, you’re not doing it for the right reasons.

More fun, if you’ve been a fairly consistent conservative voter and then learned some shit in the last eight years that made you conclusively and decisively walk the fuck away from the GOP, forever and ever amen. (bonus: MisterDisco walked too, enough is fucking enough with this party)

I’m white and this is some self-aggrandizing shit right here, I’m sorry/notsorry.

When I had my miscarriage, enough people said something either “Well, it was in God’s plan” (I’m an atheist) or doubled down with, “It’s probably best, there was probably something wrong with it.”

Our insurance costs us around $600 a month with a $6000 deductible...and MisterDisco’s pays the other $800 a month. That’s $1400 a month for insurance, folks.

Despite there only being four laws to gun handling, these fucksticks won’t get any of them right - in real life or politics. It appears they’re planning to violate all four of them.

I believe the GOP answer to that will be something along the lines of, “Slutty whores, if you wanna spread your legs, you can pay for it!”

Shit, any money we might have had in a HSA would have been wiped out by ONE of my surgeries (my last neck fusion was over $70,000...$27,000 of that alone was the titanium they put in my neck).

My situation is different, but no less terrifying. If the provision of “pre-existing conditions” is brought back, I’m utterly fucked. I’ve had 12 surgeries, five of which have been orthopedically related (knee, foot, three neck fusions). Any insurance company looking at me will be saying HELL NO THIS BITCH IS…

They’ve had eight fucking years to come up with a different plan. Why are they scrambling to cobble something together in the wee hours of the morning, fueled by amphetamines and self-righteous rage?

I expected the Metro to be Hieronynous Bosch levels of horrid; in reality, while some of the cars are older and worn, they’re almost always clean.