Wait, so they’ll only “give us” shit if it’s economically feasible? For fuck’s sake!

Oddly enough, any time I bring up this - or anything else that’s even vaguely critical of Trump - the overwhelming response I get from his followers is WE WON FUCKING DEAL WITH IT LIBERAL CRYBABY TEARS ARE SO DELICIOUS MAGA MAGA MAGA.

Oh, no need for Republican outrage, Trump tweeted at 0500 or so this morning lashing out at Meryl Streep. Because he’s totally, like, thick-skinned.

Hrm, I thought so too, until I broke my neck snowboarding.

No, shit, Jezebel. Been commenting for a long time, got pulled out of the greys almost immediately on Giz, been languishing here forFUCKINGever

I wish I could give you more gold stars for the wild cackling fit this comment caused me.

God dammit I live in Manassas and my husband and I both voted Democrat and it still didn’t save us.

I live in PWC and I’m voting this crazy motherfucker OUT

And lace petticoats under those skirts because hyuh, hyuh, hyuh, we likes ‘em young.

I would imagine having your skull bones rearranged to squooge yourself through the vaginal canal (in the case of natural birth) would be very painful indeed.

Incubator/Roomba/Sandwich Maker/Dick Sucker

Discussion implies potential action at some point. When the fuck will this issue be settle once and for fucking all?

Of course he didn’t think about why women would want to have an abortion. He just knows they’re bad and he’s gonna legislate them out of existence and his party will be so proud, so proud.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I read that in its entirety. That poor man, raging futilely at members of his own family who are torturing him through some misguided sense of morality. His graphic descriptions were enough to put me in tears, and I’m a cold, black-hearted bitch.

That’s the problem. They’re doing it of their own volition. Why in God’s name would they want a woman to have control over anything, especially their own bodies when their religion or morality or whatever-the-fuck-it-is this week says that women can not and should not have that kind of authority?

I’m still debating on going simply due to this. I’ve been reading the comments on articles about the march on non-liberal sites and some of the things these troglodytes are saying is terrifying. I can add that I’m an Old with a spine of glass; if some bystander decides he doesn’t like my glasses or my hair and…

I like to hope that they’re just as mystified and appalled as we are about Trump’s appointees, tbh.

I am somewhat confused also, but can note from personal experience that reverse cowgirl coupled with a little too much enthusiasm does, indeed, produce a cracking sound, instant boner deflation, and a very visible bruise for a few days. It’s something I’d rather not hit up The Google with, given The Google’s…

I wish I could go back to my 16 year old self and aggressively advance on him, saying, “Yeah, I wanna fuck, show me what you got, if you ain’t at least 8 inches hard, I’m not gonna waste my time, bring it, SHOW ME THAT POLE BOY AND I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT PUSSY.”

MisterDisco echoed the same sentiment, just now, when I condensed the article in the kitchen with him.