I have four children. I know your fear.

And insurance adjusters and analysts tend to err on the conservative side of caution - conservative numbers, that is.

Someone should tell him that if you have to tell someone that you’re smart and powerful, you’re neither.

Please tell me she didn’t vote for Trump because she thinks he’s a benign fool who can’t hurt anything over voting for Hillary because shrill, bitch, Benghazi, emails, liar, whatever?

Ha! IT’S A CABLE SHOW!

But Donald knows better than the DOD because he’s the best at everything he does!

I only wear jeans “out” somewhere. The second I get home, they’re off and put away.

I kept smoking despite vowing to quit. What’s the point?

97% of scientist believe this global warming nonsense. Sad!

My god, he uses any and every chance to say praise himself in every interview, doesn’t he?

TRICKLE DOWN HURRAY WE ALL GET GOLD COINS TOSSED FROM TRUMP TOWER

That’s the part that’s so terrifying. It’s like watching an avalanche come toward you and have cement boots on your feet.

I’m practicing my thumbs-up blast radius detector daily.

Very, huge, the best, bigly...

I’m thinking more like the nose filters the very rich had in “The Running Man” novela.

Article about the student and Trump, and the subsequent threats she received:

/eyeballs recycling bin/ /throws into trash/

So happy to hear this. I understand that Steve Martin is also a wonderful, down-to-earth, shy, nice man as well.

starred for use of “Offended Old Ladies Drama”. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Knowing that the Fonz is cool in real life warms my dead heart a little.