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And this terrifies me. Trump is a bumbling idiot with no manners and less sense, Pence is a cold-blooded stick figure who wants nothing more than true capitalist idealism as envisioned by his Republican bros. Oh, and keep those pesky fuckin’ women in line, willya?

Simply put, she’s an uppity bitch who’s intruding on the mostly-male playground of upper level politics. Oh, and she’s ugly too. And wears pantsuits. And emails. That place in the Middle East? Or something.

So he’s not even POTUS and there are already people rethinking their position.

I am cringing. Utterly cringing at the thought of a SOUA from this asshat. I know I will probably be drunk and shouting at the screen but that’s immaterial.

Until they’re sued into oblivion by those recently “opened up” libel laws, and have to shut down.

I fucking love gas station hot dogs.

I literally doubled up laughing at this comment. Thank you so much.

OOohhh spill the dirt!

Would you like to see what my now not-friend sent me after a text exchange whereupon I told him I was tired of his bullying bullshit and he blew me off and then magnanimously decided to “give you a few months”, ostensibly so I could think about what a bitch I’m being and come to my senses?

/ponders/

Because he can’t tie a tie worth a fuck, not only proper length, but clearly he doesn’t have the patience or manual dexterity to do a proper half-Windsor, or god help us, something really fancy like a four-in-hand.

Four more years of horrendous sartorial choices.

“Why doesn’t the Huckster Elect have a tremendous tacky diamond tie tack?”

You know at least one guy in his entourage had a tie clip, and handed him Scotch tape instead.

why the fuck doesn’t he just tuck his tie tail into the loop that’s on the back of the main part of the tie? I mean, literally, it’s running a piece of fabric through another piece of fabric.

It was a fantastic article.

One more reason my fucking phone will stay on DND from the time I go to bed to...whenever.

I have a speech impediment (disorder, whatever, it’s neurological bullshit) that’s getting worse, so text, emails, and messaging are my preferred (read: usually only) methods of communication.

*applauds wildly, goes back to grays*

Nah, they’d rather let women die in wars than let them decided whether or not to kill that precious, precious 5 week old babby inside them. Priorities, laydees, priorities!