Massive coronary in six months. Then, the vultures pick the bones.

I think his suit coats will become less fitted and suit pants more over-the-belly-edging-into-nipple-range. Like his buddy, Chris Christie, right?

I’m not sure the folks that dislike her will mobilize around one thing, per se. But it’s hard to adore someone who comes off as a breathing RealDoll.

The occasional fawning write-up in a magazine, the occasional interview with softball questions, just looking good on a bad man’s arm, yeah, that’s easy with all the perks that go with it.

Oh my god I hadn’t even considered that possibility

I wonder if I’ll be denied. I’ve had three spinal surgeries and will likely need more because getting old sucks. And fusions are expensive, yo.

I agree. His fanatical fervor is incredibly unsettling. I went to church with many, many men like him before I walked the fuck away from Christianity forever and became the firebreathing, godless, heathen atheist I am today. And I still hear “You seem so .... nice to actually be an atheist!” Because we’re all…

Safest to be a white male Republican. That’s best. Safest.

I have four children, all planned, all intentional. I’m 45 years old. I take the Pill continuously because fuck periods and also because fuck having any more kids. I love all of my children, obviously. They are also an enormous expense in terms of actual money, as well as time, stress, and even dumb shit like…

Some of the women I know who voted for Trump gave various reasons, but their obvious disdain for that uppity bitch who was “rude” and “contentious” and “a shrew” showed through loud and clear.

I just moved from a rather high-end neighborhood (I was a renter) and it was loads of Trump/Pence signs. One house had literally eleven signs in the (average sized) front yard.

I see that you are a fellow “See Shit, Get It Done”er.

I see that you are a fellow “See Shit, Get It Done”er.

MisterDisco changed his initial support for Trump and voted Clinton right alongside me a few hours ago. And it had nothing to do with me, he did it all on his ownsome after seeing one too many loathsome videos of CheetoGuy.

I get mysteriously grayed and ungrayed all the time. The only place I stayed ungrayed was in Kitchenette, bless its poor departed soul. And I have been using this same username since I started with these blogs. I’m unlucky, I guess. *cries unseen gray tears*

I appreciate that. Recovering from this kind of surgery is the type where ‘rest and heal’ feels a lot like ‘snooze and goof off’ but it has to be done, otherwise guess what? You get another surgery of the same type. I’m hoping that this 3rd one will cure me of my hardheaded “gotta do it myself” mentality.

I appreciate that. Recovering from this kind of surgery is the type where ‘rest and heal’ feels a lot like ‘snooze…

Now thanks to you and SpringSprung, I have two places to look! Thank you!

Now thanks to you and SpringSprung, I have two places to look! Thank you!

Well damn, now that I can’t drive for a few weeks (spine surgery), I’m definitely putting Infusium 23 back on the bukkit list of hair stuff to buy because it is the SHIT.

Well damn, now that I can’t drive for a few weeks (spine surgery), I’m definitely putting Infusium 23 back on the…

Where can I find this besides Amazon? I have not seen it in stores in years.

Where can I find this besides Amazon? I have not seen it in stores in years.

I am currently on my fourth property (as in I’ve bought four houses and sold three) and everything BrightEyes said is spot fucking on. EVERYTHING costs more when you own your home, even with a home warranty, a fine-toothed-comb inspection, excellent handyman skills (I can tile a shower, a floor, a tub, lay laminate…

Can I just say with all sincerity that I’m actually glad I had a major surgery on 10/24 and due to all the quite heavy drugs I’ve been on, I’ve missed the majority of shenanigans for the last two weeks? I also found out since I’m on Dilaudid (which is strong), I’m technically not allowed to vote because I’m under the…