I’m so sorry for your loss. All you can do is be there for him when and if he decides to open up about it. He won’t get over it, but he’ll get through it, and so will you. <3

I was all set to write a righteously wrathful reply but I will just second your reply with a hearty “Hear, hear!”

why oh why do we not have a beauty-centric blog on Jezebel? I miss it so.

Dat tiny waist tho

That’s a crock of shit. Seattle is wildly expensive, even in areas that were considered less desirable a few years ago (like Kent and Tukwila).

Back in 2013, Misterdisco resigned from a job that was taking his sanity (and wanted to relocate him to San Jose). He didn’t get a job until October of 2014. In the meantime, there were no less than 15-20 job offers from the San Jose / San Francisco / Santa Clara area, all of which were turned down. One, because we…

I literally just moved into my new house from my rental a week ago. I thought I was going to have a nervous breakdown and we had a fast escrow (from offer to escrow close was 32 days). This is the fourth property I’ve bought but buying a house - now - is fucking stressful.

When he made the comment ending in “this...person”, MisterDisco looked at me and said, “You know he was just dying to say ‘bitch’ or even ‘cunt’ there.”

As someone who has been from a size 4 to a size 18/20 (god damn clothing sizes), I can attest to the fact that no matter WHAT size you are, you’re gonna get shit.

The question isn’t directed at me, but Christ, no. Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen are sexy as all fucking get out.

Can I just say I’m waiting for tonight’s debate with the greatest of interest? It wasn’t enough to watch this idiot trip and fumble twice, I need to see it a third time, just to remind myself that I have friends and family who actually support him.

So, being a bitch means she gets stuff done, like a... man?

Yay and thank you! <3

*timidly raises hand*

My husband told me a long time ago that he was stoked to find a woman who could “keep up”. Choice of words notwithstanding, he has conceded that not only do I usually “keep up”, but sometimes I pull past him in second gear.

I have nothing useful to add other than I’m so sorry your dad is going through this and you have to care for him through it. Stay strong, remember to take some time out for yourself too. <3

BUT HILLARY DEFENDED A RAPIST WHEN SHE WAS A PRIVATE CITIZEN

“Heh heh all men would die to be me, amirite? And there’s nothing they can do about it HAW HAW HAW”

So much fucking applause for this

WOMEN’S WORDS ARE IMPORTANT WHEN WE NEED TO HANG THEM WITH THOSE WORDS