I was, ahem, getting busy with The Mister’s unit and Middle Daughter walked in on us (door didn’t lock properly). She said, “What are you doing?” and I responded, “Looking for an ingrown hair.” /shrug/ “OK” and walks back out. She’s our dippiest (but oddly our smartest) child and it never occurred to her that it…

We have one of those. My mom had one when I was growing up. I snuck it for years, even figuring out how to hold it so as to not make too much noise when secretly using it (from a very young age). Then she moved to Kentucky and I was vibratorless for years (broke, didn’t know where to buy, too embarrassed /eyeroll/.

Tiny Demon Daughter, despite being told not to play around in my bedside drawer, felt the need to inform me that the lotion I have in there isn’t very good because it never dries.

With the advent of this cold / zika/ sinus / plague infection, I too have discovered that Yu-Be is wondrous for annoyed, irritated, dried out nose and lip area.

Arm and Hammer FOREVER. The deodorant works on me AND super stinky Numbah One Son. And their antiperspirant actually works pretty well (but beware of white patches).

“And you’re an ugly no-talent whore anyway.”

And then whine that she’s being “overdramatic” when she gets pissed off. Oh those silly women.

“Don’t be overdramatic.”

Lol MisterDisco and I pee on each other in the shower. Foreplay? Not really. We’re just disgusting and obnoxious and oh-so-comfortable after nearly 30 years together.

Oh my god so much fucking this

I’m gonna get nailed very hard for this one, but I’ve got 18, 13, 11, and 7 year old kids.

Oh, no, my response would be GO LARGER PLZ THX

I didn’t know parenting without at least some hollering was an option. I have four kids. The amount of yelling goes up by an order of magnitude with each kid.

Black and white striped are usually bald-faced hornets and they are just as bad as their name implies. Really aggressive, gnarly sting that burns for HOURS.

I don’t get it...we’re whores if we get pregnant accidentally, we’re whores if we get birth control, doubleplusungoogwhores if we get an abortion.

What the fuck is this, I don’t even understand any more. Like my OB/GYN telling me I needed to lose weight during a pap smear. I knew I was overweight, I knew I needed to lose weight, but she felt the need to tell me that while she was all up in my business.

You forgot “AND YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM” /door slam

Oh dear god all the stars for this

Show is filmed in California, as so many are. It’s hard for this native Californian to take movies/shows seriously, sometimes, such as Justified which is supposed to take place in Harlan, Kentucky. Now I have been to both Kentucky and California, and the yellow light and pepper trees in the show give it away. :(

Denis OHare outshone every other actor in Hotel, TBH. I would squeal every time a scene came up with him. FANTASTIC