+1 for the Cabin in the Woods reference!

*peeks in yard*

Abusive relationship passed off as passionate romantic love story because...money, I guess? /eyeroll

Mine is buried so far that I don’t even tell people (Shawnee and Iroquois) but you don’t have to have a speck of *Cherokee Indian Princess™ blood in you to have any sympathy.

The unrestrained glee in the announcer’s voice as he yells LOOK AT MILLS LOOK AT MILLS and then laughing delightedly made me grin like a fool ... and then accuse people of chopping onions nearby. Amazing. I needed that this morning!

That was lovely. I’m glad I read it.

OMG I don’t think I could convince MisterDisco about a $198 shirt, even if I wore it for the rest of my life. My inner cheap won’t let me do it either :P

Honestly, I’m not hopeful. I’ve been reading articles bitching about this stuff for years. They sell it, we buy it, they make money, we keep bitching, life goes on.

Seconded for that delusion, under which Frye boots also seems to be laboring. MisterDisco bought me a pair of tall engineer boots and the ankle shaft was the same circumference as the calf. Needless to say, they went back and I got their wide calf boots, which still barely fit. I lost a bunch of weight and they’re…

I feel your pain. I am built like a brick with stumpy legs. Wearing the denim equivalent of leggings changes nothing about my body type.

Thank you sooo much for this information. I may just spring for one, THE ONE, button down white shirt so I can have it.

Thank you for this. I’m leaving my inane “WHY DOES NO ONE MAKE BUTTON DOWNS BY BRA SIZE” comment up top for posterity. Then again, no one reads my shit because I was out of the grays (under this name) and then inexplicably thrust back into them. /unreasonable sadface

Lands End is definitely good for the basics, but a lot of their stuff is...mom-ish? (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I’m a mom of four)

I thought I was so clever in bra-sized shirts. I still stand by the idea - properly executed - as being a fucking GAME CHANGER for those of us who like the classic look of a button down Oxford shirt and jeans and boots.

Think of it! A button-down shirt that’s SIZED BY CUP SIZES. Like, a size 10 in measurements, but you can get it in A/B, C/D, DD/E.

Yes, jesus, please yes. A button down shirt that I don’t have to painstakingly hand-sew the gaps between the buttons, then realize that I have to pull it over my head, with a fitted shirt. I have just given up on those shirts, tbh.

OK, am I just fucking stupid for asking this or what?

Don’t forget women who bleed, disabled reporters, brown people, black people...pretty much erryone.

I wonder if I should take pictures of my spinal fusion surgeries and display them outside the White House along with the abortion protesters? The more you know, and all that.

Yes, nice enough to bring them, display them in front of the White House, and then try to bring my 10 year old daughter into the conversation while walking by. A bystander lit into the protester (a guy, by the way) before I could open my mouth. I went over to her afterward and thanked her for saying what my…