Hey Bathroom Monitor:

YOU AREN’T EXPLICITLY FEMININE ENOUGH FOR ME, EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Or on the toilet seat. I HATE that shit with the fire of a thousand suns. I don’t care what equipment you have or had, if you piss all over the seat and don’t wipe it off, you’re a fuckface of the highest order.

What were you doing at a concert or on the street or in a bar or on the subway or out by yourself at all, whore?

I would be the first one screaming GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ASSHOLE if a man comes in saying “Hey did a man just come in here, I’m here to help you laydees.” YOU CAN HELP BY GETTING THE FUCK OUT DUDE WE DON’T NEED YOUR HELP

And so if someone is going through chemo and has no hair and no makeup and is wearing shlubby clothes like sweats and a hoodie and couldn’t feel less sexy than EVAR...is this self-important asshole (at a medical center, no less) going to fuck up their already-fucked up day and berate them for not looking girly during…

FYI the video was published back in December 2015, not that it’s any less fucked up, but it was before passage of the bill in NC. This was noted in the comments section under the link.

*high fives in solidarity*

I’m sitting sluttily braless in my yoga pants, too lazy to even get up but high-fiving you from my recliner.

Starred for the tea that shot through my nose. I do this a few more times and I get to bully MisterDisco into buying me a new Macbook. (hence the reason I always come to the comments)

OMG I have read that book. There was a binder of worksheets that went with it. Someone gave it to me as a joke.

The FUCK is it about Debbies? Every god damn Debbie I’ve met has been a simpering power-tripping bitch! WITHOUT FAIL.

Starred for the terrible, terrible truth.

Those lazy sloppy bitches should get a huge $2000 fine. Sometimes I think that it wasn’t a woman who went in ahead of me, but a fucking rainbird sprinkler.

Cops were probably annoyed she didn’t flash her tits at them to “prove” she was a woman. (JUST MAKE IT EASY, oh forget it, GIMME YOUR ID SO I CAN SEE YOU NAME OR SOMETHING)

I seriously never even thought about it. But MisterDisco is a big fan of bush, which means less work for me. I’ve only ever shaved it all off once, and it was just like...huh...that’s weird looking. But I didn’t look at my labia and be like EEWWW THAT LOOKED WEIRD.

MisterDisco said the same thing - “Um, why are her nipples all the way up there?”

And he made the point that he played his games with the heir to the North and he played his games with the heir to the Iron Islands, and now they’re both gone.

Well, Ramsay is his son, which means most of the buttons in Ramsay’s head were installed by his father.

Starred for “bitch, please”