I live for making the laughs too. Internet twins! *high fives* *awkward miss* *hand flap* *well you know what I meant* D:

I’m very sorry to hear this.

Shhh, shhh, you’re just a woman, don’t worry your pretty little head about all that. We’ll decide what’s best for you, now, don’t you have something on the stove, honey?

I’m just curious, what to do you say to the woman who has done everything we’ve been told since we were children to avoid her own rape, and she gets raped anyway?

/dying laughing at these images

According to some, that’s super rare.

fuck these fucking fucks, i swear to fucking god

My mom got pissed at me that I loaded up with super tampons and super pads and went snowboarding when I realized I was miscarrying. I was supposed to be wailing and screaming, I guess. There’s wasn’t anything I could do, and I wanted to take my mind off it (it was a planned pregnancy).

That was delightfully vicious.

ASSLESS AND CROTCHLESS CHAPS

It’s kind of like a guy saying, “I’ve never hit you or cheated on you. I’m a nice guy.”

If you want something to cover the pudendal area “front privates”, that’s what you want. But “front privates” is like “panties” or something, it’s just a squicky term.

Starred for “flung thumb drives”.

that is the biggest god damn corndog I have ever seen

IDGAF who or what, not eating cheesecake is not in my lexicon. I would devour both those fuckin’ pieces of cheesecake. ALL THE CHEESECAKE

We were looking at buying a more expensive car with the advent of some money - as in Z06/07, Tesla, M6 Gran Coupe...and then realized that (1) owning a car with that much blasting powder under the hood is stupid because where would we open it up around here (except south of Richmond), (2) tickets.....tickets…

Drug treatment and chronic pain management are lumped in together these days. They don’t seem to care why you need the meds, just that you need them, which somehow makes you a bad guy. I’m not saying it’s either/or, just the treatment of people who require meds to function is getting more and more judgmental.

Yeh we had that too. I’m up by Clifton and it was like...wat...an inch of snow and it’s blizzardy? Of course it all melted in an hour and it’s going to be 70 tomorrow. /bangs head

The problem is, as you get older, the magnitude of the “worst” thing keeps increasing.