I’m in the same boat. And reluctantly understanding that shimmer is slowly on its way out for me. D:

I wonder if it had anything to do with your car. Like, nicer car = more likely to pay ticket?

Two pumps, a tickle, and a squirt.

In Fairfax:

Coming from north Idaho (previously Southern California) the egregiously pussy style of driving from NoVA/DC area drivers is maddening. However, they’re definitely balanced out by drivers doing flat-out stupid shit, like whipping across all three lanes of 95 South because they were driving HUA and don’t wanna miss…

As a newbie who just moved here, I got handed that shit because I took my truck to the dealership for a safety inspection (side note: don’t fucking do that) and literally they charged me over $200 for lightbulbs alone. There was only one light out that I knew of, but somehow I was missing six lightbulbs?

It’s probably been said but so...many...typos...

The only winery I’ve been to in that area was the Lake Anna Winery, and it was for *cough* a Ren Faire. ;)

I’m tripping on the comment that I wrote because I definitely didn’t say I was googling naked men. Kinja’d

Don’t forget the unquestionably substandard cock.

For the same reason they pay a shitload of money to live in shithole DC?

Shit, drive from Occoquan to Fredericksburg can take three hours or more on a bad day (which could be any day, any time, because 95 can suck a dick).

I’ve lived in LA and now live in the DC area.

I TRIED IT I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT

Please tell me that you won’t restrain yourself from cockpunching a dude who actually tries to mansplain periods to you.

*raises hand timidly*

Or the horrid cottony pulling feeling when you take one out too soon (or that hasn’t absorbed enough stuff even at its allotted time removal) Urgh

I laughed so hard at that and then had to come up with a reason to tell my preteen girls why I was laughing.

Oh hell no, that’s never gonna happen.

MisterDisco is totally blasé about buying pads, tampons, cranberry pills, AZO, whatever I ask for.