I can’t imagine keeping the miscarriage gunk either, i miscarried at 11 weeks and it was a lot of blood and clots. Bury that? No.

But if your kid is projected to live for a miserable year before booting off, it’s all good. AT LEAST YOU GOT THAT YEAR, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH

What is the point of the testing, particularly amnio, which shows many of these disabilities, if only to let you know “Oh hey, your kid’s going to have a short, miserable, agony-filled life! Aren’t you glad you know now? Enjoy your pregnancy!”

OMFG every time someone tells me they have “injun” in them, it’s always Cherokee. If they bother to ask me what kind I have, and I say “Shawnee and Iroquois” (the latter referred to as “Original Vermonter” by some of the old folks back in the day which makes no sense because the Iroquois were originally in New York…

Oh, god. When I’m feeling especially imperious, I’ve been known to say to my children, “...No. That’s all...” before I walk away. (they don’t get it but it cracks me up)

OMFG my first “big” purchase from BR was a shirtdress with extra pockets on it and sleeves that rolled up. I think at the time it was $46, which was a SHITLOAD for 15 year old me (15 years old in, say, 1986).

THIS A HUNDRED TIMES YES

honestly, given that the webpage setup is exactly the same as Old navy (as well as Old Navy’s name up in the corner), I can kind of see where this is going...

It’s not an introduction to S&M. It’s a terrible book about an abusive relationship.

I died. I”m going to Hell. Join me?

I used to have friends like that. We called them the kind of friends to whom it would be easier to cut a check every month than actually be friends with them.

All the stars not for the busted nose and such but for turning his (assumedly) pedophile ass in to the police.

Hmm....husband or friend?

I’m gonna hafta go with “nah” on this one.

I love the “Calm down, I just said some really shitty and provocative to stir you up, chill out already.” God, people like you are annoying.

Some of us must know.

I can only tell you gently to think of the skin on your body as being “the glove”. I needn’t say more.

I...don’t even know how to respond to that.

I brought a Brow Wiz pencil by Anastasia with many many misgivings because JESUS GOD EXPENSIVE. But it’s a tiny tiny thin pencil (that can withstand quite a bit of force) that you can literally draw on single eyebrow hairs if you want to. I’ve been doing my eyebrows forever and I still feel like some days I’m all…

I canceled my Bitchbox this month. Three bad boxes in a row. Nope. Buhbye