Well, fuck you if I can’t eat it then.

Hospitals have records and stuff. Someone could go back and research that shit, years later.

I never get into gun discussions because they always get ugly. But with respect to your last sentence, both my husband and I have successfully used firearms for protection. In his case, it was a houseful of sleeping children and a sleeping wife. In my case, it was me versus two guys with their own guns in the woods.…

I wish she would because she calls me “cot”. My name is Kat.

CONGRATS ON BEATING THAT BAD BITCH CANCER

The contact thing? If I manage to get both contacts in without having to remove at least one of them four times, rinsing, then putting back in without massive watering or something stuck in there or it just not feeling right, it’s a motherfucking WIN for me. If there’s some way of putting in contacts without pulling…

YPU ARE MY PEOPLE

I feel your feels. I hate returning clothes. I even hate returning shit to Amazon, and I have that Prime shit. All I LITERALLY have to do is print a label and put it on the box. I can drop it off without saying anything at the local Staples or if I’m feeling extraordinarily lazy, I can actually CALL UPS to come pick…

EVERY DAY OLD NAVY TEMPTS ME

I bought a Tory Burch dress on TheRealReal for $56 after my “first buyer’s $25.00 off” and a 20% off code. Then I bought red patent shoes on amazon because the dress is white with navy pinstripe. Got some goldplated steel huggie hoop earrings and 20" pearl necklace to complete the look. This for a dear friend’s son’s…

Sometimes I go to bed before the husband, because I’m “tired” but it’s really because I want to take up the sweet spot in the middle of the bed.

UUUUUUusually contracts don’t have language that include rape.

Well, if he’s a rapist, legally forcing someone to work with you who doesn’t want to work with you? Well, that’s probably the next best thing to forcing someone to have sex with you who doesn’t want to fuck you. You know, like rapists do. win/win!

Possible as punishment for her taking it “as far” as did, and possibly as a potential warning to any other female artist that wants to go public with rape or sexual assault.

To me, requiring that she work with Luke seems like such a massive retaliatory “fuck you” to Kesha.

“My instinct is to do the commercially reasonable thing,” ruled Shirley Kornreich as Kesha sobbed openly in the back of the room.”

Sort of a disclaimer at the beginning:

First thing I thought was that he was eating her or something. Like, did you eat most of her left thigh and so then planted a kiss on what was left?

Now they want to share their insufferableness with the world. WE WANT TO INSPIRE YOU

*spits all over keyboard*