And every possible way that folks could think to get around it were enumerated. It has to be to completion, it has to include the guy’s face and full body and pig...like every possible way you could think of to fake it was already thought of and addressed.

FIRST THING I THOUGHT YA

I’m conservative as fuck and rabidly pro-choice. Sorry I don’t fit your bullshit pigeonholing.

Aaaand here’s the idiot!

+1 totally agree with you. That’s some awesome hair right there.

Migraines are mean motherfuckers and I am eternally grateful that I have had only two in my entire life...starting with the weird rainbow alien halo, then the splitting driving crushing throbbing banging “there is no way this is not all the pain in the world and why haven’t I passed out from this ridiculous pain” to…

Oh no! {{{virtual hugs}}}

I’m sorry, Kara, we just can’t be friends anymore. #fangirl #RyanForEvs

You mean the one where we all get together and shoot the shit in the comments section and someone says I HAVE CRINKLY EYELIDS BUT BIG EYES BUT DROOPY BAGS SOMEONE REC A HIGHLIGHT FOR ME HALP and they get like ten suggestions and they’re all awesome?

Seriously? To paraphrase Paul Rudd, “What the fuck is left?”

They make it sound more like something you’d eat rather than something that’s wiping poop off your starfish.

The one on the right seems to have one eye closed in permanent ecstasy, snuggling up to the radiant heat of the fat one on the left.

No. They are interchangeable, fungible goods that have no will or intent of their own.

Neither are you, sugar.

Seems so much easier and less risky and painful to put it in your mouth or to your temple and go out quick, rather than risk getting, say, gut-shot or shot in the leg and arm and shoulder and bleeding out.

That part of the conversation gets lost because they don’t think that your opinion in the matter is relevant. D:

I think he’s a flavor of narcissistic sociopath. Usually sociopaths just kill themselves. Narcissistic sociopaths want to do everyone handy a favor and bring them along.

A man has spoken well. A man should be applauded.

The only excuse I can give her is that she was very, very young (the double very meaning she was probably 22-23 at the time...I think more a medical assistant than a nurse)

I love this little giggle. I’m stealing it.