Being a woman will bring you no good. *nods*

“The prevailing wisdom is that poor women lie.”

*applauds wildly*

Is your worst traffic the DC area? If so, I feel your pain. Fortunately, The Mister only has to commute as far as Tyson’s Corner but no matter how you hit it (66 or through George Mason or via 95) it’s a mad bastard.

THAT CROSS EYED KITTY

Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?

*gasps*

/raises hand timidly/

I confess to being an MTA noob. I have iTransDC on my phone. I love it because it cures any lingering anxiety I have about taking the wrong direction train or getting off at the wrong stop. OH NOES THE HARRAH

No shit. My kids were gonna watch /trumpets/ ONE HOUR OF TV A DAY, ONLY NATURAL FABRICS, ORGANIC FOOD, NO ELECTRONICS, BLARG BLARG BLARG

I hope you are changing it too and I love you for doing it! (In a non-creepy Internet stranger kind of I LOVE YOU MAN way)

Hey now, I like coloring in my coloring books. Usually after some good smoke and the kids are in bed!

Maybe all those sluts will learn, now that they’re broke and have nowhere to live and their children are hungry. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, TRAMPS.

Huh, it’s what women are made for, right?

Why do they get to make exceptions? Either you save allll the lil’ babbys or they’re alllll up for the chopping block.

I fucking love your comment, and I love you, and I’m sad we’re both in the grays. *high fives while sobbing*

Every time I read these stories, I read them in a mixture of horror and terror. See, I have three daughters.

Remember, that’s all women are good for. Looking fine and make sandwiches. And naturally, unless she looks exactly like she did 30 years ago, they’re going to flail away at her mercilessly for the unforgivable crime of aging.

With the required “shitload of black eyeliner”

OMG SHRILL FEMINIST ALERT