omg all the raffing over here

And me, an innocent passerby, now have that image burned into my head.

Good. Because these things suck balls.

YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE

My husband actually told me, “I like your bitchsticks [11s]. They make you look hard and mean.”

I get Botox in my 11s because I’m sick of looking like a tired, annoyed, angry bitch all the time.

*intently taking notes*

And tell him a random internet stranger says “Thank you for your service.”

I can’t spend $60 on a candle. I will, however, spend over $100 in perfume. I justify this by noting that perfume can last for years if properly stored (in a cool dark cabinet).

I love pomanders with cloves! My fingers...not so much. D:

OMG I made my husband buy me the Wow! gift box for Christmas...partly for the goodies inside, and partly because I know the box it comes in will scent my closet for ages.

Tiny suggestion?

Oh honey, if you’re a woman, whatever you have is wrong according to someone. Fat, thin, tall, short, lotsa hair, littla hair, poofy lips, thin lips, curls, straight...etc

*cough*

WHO THE FUCK REJECTS CUPCAKES

I scrolled down to see if anyone else had posted this. I posted the link elsewhere too (just lileks.com)

lileks.com?

This is biological weapons-grade snark.

I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER

I just came here to say