*waves hand timidly*

I’ve done that with recipes, particularly when I’m playing Cooks.com roulette.

You have to admit, though, a lot of her recipes make the plain cooking folks (like my family) very happy. And some of her stories are funny.

And I’m a Katherine! :D

Hey now, maybe you should show me how to do this first? /roffles/

I couldnt help myself and I peeked and it will be HERE TOMORROW.

Oh my god i’m having so much fun with this concept.

Just had 11s and forehead done today. No ragrets. I don’t like looking angry and stressed to the point that strangers ask me if I’m ok (I squint badly when I’m reading, thinking, or breathing...and I SQUINCH like a mad MFer in my sleep). So I’m happy about it. MisterDisco is happy that I’m happy. $400 a quarter is…

It made my head hurt, just a little.

Pics guaranteed! Expressions of bewilderment changing to disgust capture the instant they happen! Curmudgeonly grumblings caught with hidden mics!

Oh my god look at that delightful thing!

Father Yod! (off to check Amazon Prime)

MisterDisco works in software engineering (similar animal) and so far he’s tallied many strange things. One of the strangest is the man in his 50s who sucks his two middle fingers (think middle and ring) constantly, all day, loudly. (o.O)

*whines*

Thank you for this. I have a speech impairment (dysphonia) which means I literally cannot raise my voice without it cracking and becoming unintelligible. As you can imagine, crowded restaurants and noisy drive throughs are terrifying for me.

I thought I was so clever when I figured that out, but you were a day ahead of me. *sobs*

Was it Follow Your Heart in the San Fernando Valley? Or maybe Inn of the Seventh Ray off Topanga?

I want my food without having to do stupid monkey tricks.

Can I send my dad too? He’s a right wing rocket scientist curmudgeon and this kind of stuff gets his back hair up like nothing else.

Nothing cutesy for the wines I see.