You might hate it your first time. You’ll probably say to yourself, “what the fuck is this weird shit? What are my friends making me watch? What the fuck is even going on? This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen!”

“Lincoln Chafee, a gentle, smiling bird you’d rather not be killing for dinner but you have to, that’s nature”

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

Every now and then, completely out of nowhere, I suddenly become afraid that Koko died and I didn’t hear about it and I rush to the internet to check. So far so good, but I will be a wreck when she’s no longer around. I love that gorilla.

That was a fundraising campaign. It raised funds. 87% of the $220 million went to patient care and research, including more than one study considered to have had an important outcome regarding potential future treatment options.

Having sex with Martin O’Malley is like having sex with Tim Calhoun.

Bobby, you are a gift.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

“You could have supported gay marriage sooner.”

If I had the chance to ask one question during a republican debate, I would ask how a party that is so “pro-life” can just write off the people who are being shot every day as collateral damage, that their deaths are simply the price we have to pay for living in this county. Is this really what our founding fathers…

I liked this one too

I dunno dude, maybe disclose this desire to your partner and let her determine whether she agrees that “the role we play together as parents feels more important than my splitting us up so that I can seek out potential pussy options”?

Yeah, it made me feel sick too. You’re no longer attracted to her, have a higher libido, don’t believe in monogomy-fine. You want to stay with her because she’s a good friend and raise the kids with her-great AS LONG AS SHE IS AGREEING TO THE ARRANGEMENT TOO.

Another problem, though, is that some of the women looking for attention would get their fill of that and then just disappear from the site.

I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.

Bingo!

Whenever a guy quotes Donald Trump I get angry enough to have blood coming out of my wherever.

That is the most inspiring political ad I’ve ever seen.

I said this upthread (downthread? sidewaysthread? kinja, man), but she’s right. In the long term, this program will do literally nothing. The cats will breed, the numbers will go back up. A trap-neuter-release program would be far more effective in the long term.