This is so true. I wish we would have done that with our last cat. He's a good cat. He's an orange kitty and you know how they are I'm sure. But he was born and raised outside (he was 3 months when we got him) and he would not break when we tried to make him be an indoor kitty.

That makes me so sad because my cat meows at me all the time and it's the cutest thing ever. I meow back and we have full conversations! It's great!

Allow me to depart from being level-headed to use some caps:

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I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

Bess would probably be slightly swayed by the anti-vaxers, until Nancy dropped some science on her.

I swear to god, I once had a guy ask if getting his dog vaccinated with standard annual vaccines would "Give his dog autism". No. Absolutely fucking not.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

I heard this all in my head in Nadia from New Girl's voice.

So she's nine now?

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

Someone posted this over on io9 earlier. YES, PLEASE.

I need Richie. You can't give me more Augustin and then deny me Richie. I need a a shot of Richie sitting on the couch or eating a sandwich or walking down Valencia whistling after every scene with Augustin or I'm not sure this is going to work out. It's too brutal.

This man is still doing standup!? How did all his venues not back out after the accusations? People have been cancelled and blacklisted for less ( RIP Dixie Chicks).

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

You know Cosby was black for those 10 years between the time Andrea Constandt brought forth her first accusations and the moment when Hannibal Buress (also black) helped bring those charges into the public consciousness, right? And that during those were 10 years where plenty of white media types that could have…

Out of all his defenders, she's the one I'm most disappointed by. :/

Russia manages to be comically ridiculous and horribly tragic at the same time, and I'm never quite sure how to react to shit like this.

omgggg i cannot wait for someone to raaaaaaaaaaaaaage

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…