bahaha I remember that. She bought something ridiculous like swiss chard.

“You are not an iconoclast for being a grown-up.”

Can’t stand Paltrow. But Potts? Love her, love her, love her. I love the chemistry between her and Tony Stark. I loved her in Iron Man 3. I was heartbroken to see Tony and Pepper had had a falling out in Civil War. (I want the next Avengers to have them have a mending. Tony needs Pepper now more than ever.)

White people obfuscate and lie to achieve more white privilege.

Omg that fucking food stamps “challenge” she did, as if it weren’t insulting enough, she didn’t even make it past day four. Just was like “gee this is awful, you don’t even get quinoa” and walked away from it. She’s a fucking embarrassment.

THAT’s the white-people-culture thing. Doing something yourself and then claiming to be a “trailblazer” because you’re too self-involved to notice that gazillions of people have done it before you, most of them browner and poorer.

I think Bono is worse, but only just.

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

Her mom literally said she gets criticized because everyone is jealous of her. Umm... no. It’s because your daughter says the most obnoxious, privileged, self-unaware shit ever. Publishes a cookbook of recipes that no one can afford the ingredients to make, then lives off food stamps for a week or two to talk about…

They also don’t talk about it as if they’re the ONLY PEOPLE EVER to successfully navigate a divorce, co-parenting, and remaining friends with your ex.

I love that the willingness to take a bullet is not reciprocated. “I appreciate you, Chris!” Gwyneth chirps cheerfully as she neatly steps out of the way of a bullet meant for her ex.

Er, you are not a trailblazer. You are doing what many, many people who are both decent, but just not meant to be married forever, have done.

To this day, Chris would take a bullet for me.

*Except for Emma. Every time I see her in Emma with that ridonk accent and “I’m being so twee, heehee” I utterly cannot.

Fuck you Gwyneth. So...when I have my son’s Dad over for every fucking Xmas, every fucking Thanksgiving and every fucking Fatner’s Day...even though we haven’t been together in 20 years and my son lives in fucking Japan...I’m some kind of goddamn trail blazer?

Right? When she’s acting, she’s fine.

For a second there, I was stupidly thinking “divorce culture” sounded like the whitest fucking thing I’d heard in a long time.

Bitch, please. Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen have been the public ideal for divorced but still on good terms and co-parenting couple since 2003.

She is truly the most insufferable celebrity out there. Absolutely nauseating.

I.... want Gwyneth Paltrow to stop being Gwyneth Paltrow. Just....be Pepper Potts. Not this, where it makes me have a rage-stroke every time I see her name in the media related to some ridiculous vegan/paleo/something cookbook or conscious uncouplings or whatever the fuck. JUST BE PEPPER POTTS OKAY