But hearing Patti LuPone, my favorite person in the world excluding my relatives and actual friends, call Donald Trump human syphilis is all I need in my life.

Holy fucking shit America. This is really where you are in 2016, with Donald Trump on the verge of terrorizing the world.

Have you seen this one? The Lady is 4 Trump.

Your first mistake was having hope for humanity. I’m a misanthrope, and my expectations are consistently met.

I’ve always wondered how people could’ve been stupid and evil enough to let Hitler rise to power. We are witnessing it first hand in 2016 and I’ve lost all hope for humanity.

typo? i thought syphalis was a product from the makers of cialis, designed to be slipped into someone like trump’s drink to prevent an erection?

Yes, I’ve emailed FoD about the typos.

Now that they’ve been convicted, I wonder if the Feds will give them a lighter sentence in exchange for something damaging on Christie. Unless Trump wins and pardons him, it looks like the it’s curtains for everyone’s least favorite emotional eater!

I can’t believe he gets to escape this without being prosecuted or at least impeached. He’s such a scumbag.

I hope this ends Christie’s political career once and for all.

“If I did that”

Please send emails to both Governor Jerry Brown and the UC regents:

Can he please be fired now? Who do we have to talk sense into in order to get him fired? Otherwise his contract has him there until 2026.

I have now reached the point where I assume if you are a man in power that you are a pervert, a harasser, and a gross jerk. Samples suggest I am not likely to be disappointed in my assessment.

“I can assure you that you can teach an old dog new tricks,” he said, committing to work to bridge any generation gap.”

Apparently, you can’t teach this dog any new tricks, because he continues to harass employees. It might work if rather than simply leave, these employees reported him to the UC board of regents and…

Let me say this as a straight, white Jewish male:

Fuck this asshole. I listen to Juicy Scoop and hearing Heather’s voice change when he came in was chilling. Because we’ve all been there.

“If I did that” means the old man is not really sorry, and must have a memory disorder such that he goes around groping every woman. Sort of a “trumpish” disorder