With all of the volunteering and charity work that she is so well known for, I’m so curious as to why she chose this as her platform. On the other hand, it so perfectly consistent with the spirit of constant deflecting and projection that her life partner has saturated his campaign with.

I wonder how Malia and Sasha Obama felt when your shit-stain of a husband was claiming, repeatedly, that their father was lying about his place of birth in order to fulfill some imagined nefarious plot?

Seriously. Can she just stay? I’m sure Barak just wants a year-long nap after this but when (ohgodplease) Hillary wins... TECHNICALLY we won’t have a first lady, so can we just keep Michelle?

Ha, I thought she was referencing all the horrible things right-wingers like Limbaugh and McCain said about Chelsea Clinton when she was 12 and Bill was POTUS and could not figure out why Melania would bring that up.

She could have chosen literally any First Lady-appropriate cause and she went with the one that contradicts everything that her husband thinks makes him so great?

That’s what is making me so crazy about this whole thing. I had an ex who would gaslight me constantly (back before I knew and could recognize the behavior) It got to the point where I‘d record our fights and then replay stuff she’d said and then later claim she didn’t say. I finally ended things with her (after a 9…

This is the best theory I’ve seen for this election all year.

Like anything that is powerful, it can have a bad side.

She’s gaslighting the whole country.

Sometimes I stop to remind myself that Jackie Chan is alive and wonderful and that I can listen to him sing Disney songs in Mandarin. You just did that for me so thank you, I know how I’ll be lowering my blood pressure today.

Yeah her husband uses them all the time on that platform. but hey let’s keep going with this farce.

She should start with her husband the ultimate troll on twitter.

I bought a channel package for my PS4 this month and watched this standard liberal speech

This is the culmination of what happens when we reward people for doing basic shit.

Having just watched Seth Meyers last night and discovered that the only way for Trump’s inner circle to get through to him is to “go on TV and say it”, I’m choosing to interpret this as Melania’s attempt to rein in her tangerine bully of a husband.

What if Barron and Donald did a freaky Friday and we have all been mocking Barron this whole time when donald is trapped in Barron’s body?

Did you run the speech through a plagiarism checker?

Good to know that Donald Trump is actually 12 years old.

Hearing an adult say “mean words” is comical.

And, let’s not forget, that is including her innocent baby husband