Oh my god, I never knew I wanted this but it was exactly what I needed. Thank you.

That's the point. The human body changes shapes! http://baretobush.tumblr.com/

... Wow, you are blowing my mind. Let's be friends forever. I have a lot of similar body/clothes problems that you describe (if in different areas), and I have very rarely (if ever) heard anyone talk or explain about this stuff.

I've been taking an embarrassingly long time to finish college. (I refuse to clarify how long.) This is largely because of medical problems, but also because I keep finding things that I'd like to study. I think I will go to college for the rest of my life. I am really, really good at college, but I don't know how to…

Yeah, I was also confused.

This is some of the most informative boob stuff I've ever read. Someone in another comment was saying that it's a pity many women are largely oblivious to the variety of other women's bodies, and I have to wholeheartedly agree... I have reasoned that my body is just sort of abnormally shaped for as long as I can…

I spent my entire day trying to mix purples for a still life painting assignment and missing the mark completely. At this point, I give up— the universe is just going to surround me with pretty purples that I will never be able to recreate in oil. :/ Gah.

You are a magical seer! Awesome.

Thanks for introducing me to the term "wide roots"— I didn't know what you meant by that when I read your comment, so I googled it and am learning a lot of useful stuff. (*This* is the kind of stuff that should be taught in health classes, jeez. I've been confused for years.)

You kick ass. "Why is my nipple outline offensive?" is gonna be a phrase I reuse from now on.

This was such a thoughtful piece.

Screw "tastefulness"— that's not why I prefer white lights. White lights or lights of all one color (preferably blue or pale pink, or possibly purple) are better because they look wintry, like snowflakes glinting and shimmering in the dark. If you have silvery ornaments, it's even more awesome and beautiful. The…

That's the same conclusion that I came to!

They forgot to include black urine, which indicates alkaptonuria.

I wish a dress would do these things to my boobs. That would be amazing.

I don't usually watch these videos, but that line just jumped out at me. On one hand: I've heard stuff like that from people older than I am. On the other hand: video equivalent of clickbait?

... Three things.

1.) Who actually saw "The Nutty Professor II"? This man may be a robot. A soulless robot with shitty, shitty taste in film.

2.) Why so specific as to the number of other individuals he (jokingly?) wants to rope into this sham of a proposal? Is this a nod to the Spartans? What would happen if he…

... Except for the fact that quitting might have totally screwed his brothers over. When child stars are marketed as a package, even young adults might stay in less-than-desirable situations to "protect" their group members.

"I don't know why she shouldn't do a threesome, she's probably capable!" ... Uh, okay!

The tabloid carpet is actually vaguely clever.