1. have resting bitch face

Want to hang out at Cheesecake Factory and flip tables and yell PROSTITUTION WHORE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M MAKING THIS UP!? I REALLY DID STAB SOMEONE FOR CHANGING THE CHANNEL ON THE TV! NOW ELECT ME PRESIDENT DAMMIT BECAUSE I HAVE A CALM DEMEANOR THAT WILL GUIDE OUR GREAT NATION TO PROSPERITY!

Wow, there are edible porn menorahs. We live in interesting times.

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

Oh, I know that, though I wish it wasn’t true. But to people like my father, they need to hear from a superior actually agreeing that this behavior is wrong to even CONSIDER the validity of it. Otherwise it’s just a bunch of thuggish kids lying about cops.

I miss Jason Mewes.

It is like when people are mega rich first and Christians second, or racist and Christian, or ‘I kicked my gay kid out’ and Christian.

It’s almost as if someone or some document urges them to adopt a morality of a bronze-age, tribal society.

this was pretty “funny” but I think that you OWE the american People a the “truth” about why you keep writeing garbage like this.

Yes Anna Melon, if that’s your real name, whatermelon you doing criticizing old white men for this? Honeydew you understand we white men are an oppressed class?

Never “underestimate” the “power” of using random “quotation marks” to make people really believe you’re saying something “insightful.”

I am Clearly too Liberal to Understand Random Capitalization. Thank Goodness people like John Herbert Sullivan exist to Show Me the Error of My Ways.

The money thing matters because Donald’s entire campaign is built on the idea that he would be a good president because he’s such a great businessman.

I feel now is the moment to mention that if you want a fresh dose of awesome Jem-ness in your life, check out the comic being put out by IDW. It is incredibly good and true to the original series, and the whole movie should have just been based on the that.

Yes, even through multiple marriages, he always treated his ex-wives well after they got too old and worn out to be Mrs. Trump.

Slavery appears to be one of the presidential candidate’s favorite talking points.

But that’s perfect! Half that movie/show could be explained by them being former lovers.

Agreed. That's just mercenary...I'm in my forties and have been around enough to know - housework and sexy time don't belong on the same Venn diagram. Doing more chores around the house doesn't beget more sexytime, and more sexytime doesn't beget an increase in chores getting done.